User:Tgoods22/Garett bonk

Garett Bonk was born on the 24th of March, 1989 in Crowe Point, Indiana. He currently attends Wabash College in Crawfordsville, Indiana. He is majoring in Theology, and planning on attending law school. For his hobbies, he runs track and wins at life.

The exploits of Garett Bonk are up to debate, as most of his events are recorded secon-hand.

While studying at Wabash, his Fraternitý's power went out, it was reported that in order to wash their clothes, they used Bonk's prefectly chiseled, washboard abs instead of a washing machine. Scientists from all of the major washing machine companies wanted to study the Bonk in order to figure out how those clothes became so clean.

Is the inspiration for a new and quickly growing religion called ¨Bonkism¨ which worships Garett Bonk and his 1000 feats. Some of his feats include: Killed Chuck Norris. Ran on a treadmill until the Treadmill became tired. Created the Earth in 5 days, and didn't rest after. Won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Solved World Hunger. Came before the Chicken and the Egg. Found the corner in a circular room.