User:ThatPeskyCommoner/The Unofficial WikiZoo

This page is intended for the preservation of the strange fauna one occasionally encounters wandering through WikiLand. If you come across any animal, an example of which should be preserved for posterity in this collection, please donate an example to the Unofficial WikiZoo before eradicating it from the landscape.

The Notorious Prehistoric Zombie Elk
In Prehistoric Britain, this strange animal was persecuted by early hunters, before being humanely laid to rest.

"The remains of a Mesolithic elk found caught in a bog at Poulton-le-Fylde in Lancashire had been wounded by hunters and escaped on three occasions...."

See it wandering in the wild here.


 * Yes, this is most hilarious.--Quisqualis (talk) 00:30, 21 December 2016 (UTC)

Reddus linkus
Reddus linkus, also know as the Red Link Bug, is a Strange Beast regularly seen wandering over Numerous Articles. It is coloured red like this. Whoops, I caught one! They take many Forms and are commonly seen on Poor-Quality Articles. The Sight of a Numerous Red Links on an Article are often a Good Sign that the Article is Infected with the Species, and generally does not make a Good Appearance on an Article. Rather Unsightly actually. Articles that have been labelled as "Good" have been Officially declared Free of this Pestilence. Please make sure you take Good Care of Articles so they do not become Invaded by Reddus Linkus. It has a few subspecies, such as R.l. azureii, who are really useful and effective at treating orphans, and R.l. redirectii, which has a synonym, R.l. pipeii. R.l. requestedensis is almost extinct. It is not to be confused with Deceptia userii, who are (almost) endemic to Wikipedia pages and all Talk pages.

Whoah, they just infested this whole Page!

Fingerboy
Fingerboy is an incredibly rare species from the family Pteropodidae and from the order Chiroptera. When first discovered, biologists considered putting it in its own family and order, however further DNA analysis revealed it is actually closely related to bats. Its skeleton heavily resembles that of a bat, but unlike the bat, Fingerboy does not have wings, sacrificing them in favor of long, fleshy fingers it uses to siphon out the dreams of orphans from their ears in order to feast on them. Fingerboy has an incredibly thin, but durable, piece of flesh surrounding its bones with small hairs across it. All Fingerboys are male and reproduce asexually.

Fingerboy mostly resides in cities, where it latches onto walls facing the allies of apartment and houses. It is nocturnal, with nests usually in the ventilation shafts of buildings, preferably orphanages. When night comes it will use its long fingers to grab and eat the dreams of young orphans. It is quick and careful, so most of the time its prey doesn't feel a thing. If it is caught, its claws are sharp enough to hurt a human substantially, and it will let out an ear piercing scream more terrifying and loud than any human can even imagine.

In recent times, Fingerboys have been under threat of extinction, with only a few remaining Fingerboy nests left. When asked if he'll do anything, United States President Joe Biden simply stated "Meh, let them die." A sentiment shared WWF President in the US Carter Roberts.

Detroit Zoo is the only Zoo in the World that houses a Fingerboy habitat.

Amogosaurus
The Amogosaurus is a dinosaur found in Mali. It looks like a character from the 2018 game Among Us, but have the legs of a T-Rex. In it's DNA, it has special genes that allows it to eat everything, but only if something tells them. They send their food to an infinite black void. If you mention them on a wiki, it adds unessasary links. They're where going to be in the zoo Jurassic Park, but they ate up all the dinosaurs and the place, so they're killed. In zoos, they're not told to eat everything to prevent them from being killed. The average eight for an Amogosaurus is 9'0. It was discovered in 1000 by Sundiata Keita. He thought nothing of it until Among Us came out and it was called the Amogosaurus because of it's appearance.