User:That Don Guy/sandbox

When an episode has more than one quote, usually the second one appears during the episode (and if written by someone other than Bart, the author is named in parentheses)

"(Alternate)" indicates that the episode has an alternate opening

In addition, the Simpsons After Dark Screen Saver includes two quotes that may have been meant for the two Season 1 episodes that had openings without blackboard scenes:

I will not talk in class

I will not undermine traditional American values