User:Thatcornsuredoeslooksweet/sandbox

Dan Small (Legend/GOAT/Goat-Lover) is a middle aged man with EXCEPTIONALLY hairy arms hailing from the North of England.

Dan recently married Maximus the Goat on the 29th of October 2018. He is also involved in many open relationships including with Dazza the mechanic and other goats. He is best known for his failure to beat Morgan Crussell for a very short King of the Mountain segment leading to a campsite in the Netherlands, even though Morgan had dead legs from racing. Well done Dan!

Recently, Dan’s car has taken severe damage to the underside and all donations can go to www.justgiving/thatcornsurelookssweet.co.uk. Dan’s story - Driving along the lanes of the Netherlands countryside Dan pointed to a field of grass before exclaiming THAT CORN SURE DOES LOOK SWEET. All of a sudden there was an ear-splitting scraping noise which deafened him and all of the children inside the car. The worst off was Grace Castle, she will unfortunately not be able to hear again. Dan has scraped the entirety of the car underside off, leaving him crying in despair in the grass all on his own. All donations welcome. Poor Dan :(

Dan’s favourite drink is coke, he has been diagnosed with an addiction several times but he still hasn’t got a handle on it, he just ignores them because he’s so addicted!!!

Dan is an extremely tolerant individual. He has worked hard for almost a whole week to put up with Morgan Crussell and her antics. Grrrr. He has recently improved his skills within Uno, even making it to the World Series (but not quite winning) with his teammates Issy and Millie. Although, he was arrested and penalised for cheating on the 13th of September alongside acquaintance Iona Moir. When asked how they felt about breaking the law Iona said “Can you pass me a card please?”, Dan made no comment.

Dan sometimes struggles to make decisions, this means he is required to walk slowly - everywhere.

Dan is famous for being a part of the infamous Mac Book Crew, alongside Issy McKinnon and Ellen Bennett, excluding many young and unfortunate children who were not rich enough to afford such costly items.

Dan, in conclusion, is a savage, a beast behind the wheel but a legend nevertheless.