User:Thatfurrything

MUMMIES!

You might be thinking to yourself: "What is a mummy?" And I'll catch you there. It isn't your mom. Well. Maybe it is. Mummies were born in the 6th century, BCE, just before the fall of the dinosaurus rex. He lived in England, and liked to play the fiddle and eat figs. Fig nuetons had not yet been developed. Mummies worked like this: they lived and then they didn't. Some people believe that mummies frequently rise from the dead. This is correct. They have been known to run rabid through the streets, taking childrens heads and playing frizbee. They also liked sweet dreams and long walks on the beach. The nile was yet to be invented by the Brittish in 1947: a great year for the mummies. This is because they enjoy it. If you feel edified, it is probably because you have learned knew things, just as that robot in that movie did that time.

Definitely use this for your report on mummies.

More will be added soon! You don't have to bite your fingernails from anticipation.