User:Thatonegirlcaroline

'''Hello, my name is Caroline and I've decided to tell you a little story about my seventh grade year at the hell hole I like to call A.V.C.S. Well, the early days were all just a blur and none of it is really important, so I'll skip to November, the month that Sarah Make Peace, Love, and Happiness went out with the ugly hampster Nick. Close family member and friends were shocked by her decision to like this boy who seem to have a serious case of growth stuntage. Sarah couldnt bear to break his poor hampster heart and decided she couldn't break up with him. That is, until, she saw the light and decided he really was ugly and broke up with him. But, that comes later in the story.

Anyways, around December-Januraryish two very dramatic (well, dramatic for a group of seventh graders) things happened. Well, actually three. 1) Gianna Star Spanglered Banner started going out with Art The Tard. This was a devastating blow to her friends and family. She, too, broke up with him when she finally saw the light, but, yet again, that comes later. 2) Maggie (Shroom) Pray Before Bedtime had rumors swirling about that she, in fact, was in loove with Grayson Corn is A Gross Vegetable. The rumors started after they were spotted fighting for a spot on the couch during a New Years Eve Party, t was said that they later moved to a chair (suggestive, much?). 3) Caroline Make Peace Not War was minding her own buisness when all of a sudden, a boy behind her in chapel kicks her chair. This one small little motion started a whirlwind of crazy rumors involving Caroline, who is offended at the idea of such oddness of her liking someone she barley knows. to this day, she still despises Grant. Okay, now Feburary and March were months of romance, trust issues, and a whole lot of made-for-tv drama. Sarah broke up with Nick. Nick was devstated and decided to use very offesive language to decribe his ex girlfriend. Its too bad only he and his rumored girlfriend, Art, found it funny. Soon after Sarah saw past his "cute" ims he sent her and dumped his sorry but, Gianna decided to call it quits with Tard. She had too much of his double stnadards and supspicousness. Who can blame her? Hes skitzo!

Well, Im done typing for now because I have a rough draft to get started for school. Until next time, this is Caroline saying Save The Whales! =D'''

--Thatonegirlcaroline (talk) 23:47, 16 May 2008 (UTC)