User:Thatsalrite

James Hanna born 18 December 1992 also commonly referred Jamie or big red fire-truck is currently a residence of Bringelly road Lepington. James is of a Lebanese/Chinese decent and speaks fluent Mandarin and Lebanese. Its is documented that James had enrolled himself in the Royal Navy Force but was rejected because of his condition commonly known as "flat feet" which affects the circulation of blood in your ankles. This condition has stopped James from excelling in sports such as basketball, rugby league, rugby union, AFL and V8 Super-cars Bathurst.

Personal Life

James had suffered a severe case of lead poisoning when he was accidently shot by his brother Michael Hanna. A hunting trip that was suppose to be a getaway trip away from home turned into a tragedy, due to his fathers quick thinking he was transported to the nearest Veterinary saving time and petrol where he was implanted with a Metallic plate in his upper thigh.

According to eye witnesses James had apparently passed out when he suffered a hemorrhage caused by medicine balls being flanged to his head and partially suffering from a heat stroke. To the eye witnesses surprise James had awoken minutes later with only a partial deafness in the ear.

James is respected for his laid-back attitude and cheeky comments but most of all about the untrue facts he comes up with daily.