User:The-Robatron

Robert Johnston's personal life Robert born on april 28th 1993 is a small town local boy with a great Kann and just fantastic hair, he has a twin that spends most his time doing what most teenage boys shouldnt do, Robert also has a mum funnily enough.

Robert has one love in this world, and that is tesco's finest chocolate muffins, in his words its " Better than sex, not that i will ever get any " According to his friend pete (who we all worry about) robert spends alot of his time on the xbox but he also finds time to solve world poverty, go for a wazz and trying to convince him mum he is gay with is imaginary long time partner Roger.

Robert is quite a sporty character but he says he only plays sports so he can wear shorts without anyone thinking he is a bit strange. Robert also has a friend called shaun who sounds like a pubesant 8 yr old, got to laugh though havnt you.

Apart from being super fit he is also and luvly guy, with great teeth, but the legend says if you wake him up before 12 on a weekend, you will feel his very fit rath, yes, he will beat you with his pimp stick.

Career Robert is a famous actor musician and piano fixer, he has fixed piano's for elton john and starred with him in many movies such as 'I'd tap that' and 'Carry on Hobnobs'

Robert still lives in a small run down apartment above a bowling ally and below another bowling ally, his main achievement in life was flushing down that number two after he had a monster curry.

Overall Robert has made many contributions to life but his main one was just being born as he was the soul reason why world war III never happened