User:The.White.Stripes.

HI great news, its December! And every spoilt rotten kid knows what that means! CHRISTMAS! YAY CHRISTMAS! And every kind, non-selfish kid knows that its time to buy your 'rents a gift! So come on and ask anything you want I'll be happy 2 give advice and I'm sure my friend IceCream Queen will be happy to hear to your complaints! Happy Holidays Everyone!

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