User:TheAllmightyCabbage

Luke Casey one of kilkennys greatest celebrities. He is continualy seen around the town. Luke is the greatest socailites of the past ten years. His friends include Bono from U2,the Pope,that fat kid joe and also so many other people from around the world.

Luke also invented antibiotics and eatable chairs. Without this guy the world would be a deep dark place of pupetual darkness.

This fantastic man also faught along side the baby jesus,santa and the dali Lamda in the greatest battle o all time. Trying to stop the oppressive chinese military goverment. Many casualties occured and still do. People need to wake up to the greatness of this single man LUKE.

NOt to mention being the best shag in the world. Every night a street in his home town kilkenny becomes infested with zombies. He alone fights these gaustly beastes back to deep dark pits of hate.

Fighting bravely to restore Sunday mornings to its right full owners the old people of the world. For all those who get up far to early and involuntarly excrete excrimint from there bowls. A true a man of the people.