User:TheAmazingRaspberry/sandbox

THIS IS PURELY SATIRICAL AND NOT MEANT TO REFLECT REAL EVENTS.

During the 2024 DaBaby Riots that started after the attempted assassination of American politician Jonathan "DaBaby" Kirk in alternate April 3, 2024 outside his home in North Carolina, there were many deaths. While the riots have been criticized by some, many neoliberal commentators have reacted positively to the diverse nature of the victims.