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President TacoCat

President TacoCat was America's finest president, leading us in the war against alpacas. President also waged war against watermelon, inspired by the words of President Quentin Trembley, and signed the No-Pants-Epation Proclamation, previously drafted. President TacoCat was our first sloth president, after President Cat Cattington, our first cat president. His many planks included to outlaw violence between salamanders, fight global cat and dog rain, and to make a minimal of five naps mandatory.

Unfortunately, three unnamed koalas assassinated the President July fifteenth, 2067. His legacy continues, and everyday we remember his fighting spirit.