User:TheCishere/Courtney Dabney

Courtney Michelle Dabney AKA The C.

The Girl of awesomeness. The girl who KNOWS to be making sammiches. The girl who will Gleek whenever needed! The mildly funny one! The random one whos dream is to go to circus camp! The first cousin twin! The one who turns anything you say into a song you have never heard of! The one with the laugh! Yes. It is. The C.

Life of The C.
The C. was born in Augusta GA, in 1994 on July 11th. She was almost named Bloody Roc. The name Roc runs very deep in her family. She was so ugly that she needed to be hidden from the world at a young age. Moving state to state, she spent most of her young life with her cousins in Virginia, mostly with her cousin twin Amanda. Who could cope with the ugliness of their family, and be there in the time of great need for Courtney. She was finally settled in Dade City, which (if you dont know where it is) Is pretty much the arm pit of America. However, she found awesome friends, and mean people there that she loved. Namely Amanda, Luke, Grace, Nick, David, and Shawn. I would like to say a few words to each of these awesome people... Amanda: You are my one coquette the answer to my loves duet. Luke: You gave me my love of MLIA. I gave that love to so many other people...you have improved the lives of so many young childrens. Your passion for music is awesome...keep it that way. Grace: Your cookies are BEAST! Nick: You make me crazy happy!!!! :DD Shawn... You're that person that I get to annoy when everyone else is busy. Thank you for that...and for inspiring my love of food. No, none of that does justice to any of yalls awesomeness. However...this is the "C's" page...if you want true awesomeness GO FIND YOUR OWN!! :DD TEET! Courtney hates spoons, especially plastic ones. But she confesses that she eats cereal all the time. She also hates watching people eat icecream. Or drinking the very last part of her drink. Her overly morbid side scares small children and the elderly. If you ever need to talk to her she begs that you text or call her...or walk over to the park...shes always waiting there. = Poop

Random Ramblings About The C.
Her ability to gleek is just the beginning of her awesomeness! She carries a notebook around with her EVERYWHERE, just because her memory is that bad. She draws walruses everywhere, she is addicted to MLIA, Funnyjunk, Stupidvideos, Homestar Runner, and of course, Facebook. She requests that you do not add her, if she enjoys your company she will add you. She sings alllll the time...remember to cover your ears. She laughs at pretty much everything. In a very...unique way. I swear no one has the same laugh as her. She has over exaggerated facial expressions. It's quite entertaining. She can't pick a favorite color...or band...or movie...or animal...but she hates animals, and small children. She's a amazing sandwich maker. ;) She loves chickenwings and anything spicy. Obsessions include: ...and the little bullet point things...they are FUN! *ahem* Anyway! Her over flexibility can be quite scary...and entertaining at times. She loves naps and could fall asleep anywhere! On anything or anyone. Unless you smell funny. Poop. Debates make her happy, proving her opinion is very important to her. She could talk your ear off about anything that she really likes... Like Hobos, Music, Tim Burton, Colors, "the way this camera angle looked and its symbolic meaning", lyrics to a song, and poop. But really mostly anything is acceptable for a long discussion. She has limited curiosity, you better just tell her what you want. She wont ask. "WALRUSES ARE SOOO CUTE"...that was courtney. HERSELF!! :OOOOOOO [to everyone who is reading this...i keep forgeting that i am me...its really awkward.]
 * Monsters
 * walruses
 * Poop
 * Poking people
 * saying "oh no!"
 * and Chickenwings.
 * Cheesy pickup lines
 * and Hugs. Awesome Hugs

Political Views
Hobos Are People Too.

If ever one day you wanted to buy her a CD here are some bands that she has in her favor.
Arcade Fire

Blink 182

Radiohead

CocoRosie

Bob Marley

Florence and the Machine

Sigur Ros

The Decemberists

Elliott Smith

Death Cab For Cutie

MewithoutYou

Vampire Weekend

The Cure

The Killers

An Angle

Taking Back Sunday

Chiodos

Spoon

Red

Robert Francis

Tchaikovsky

Beethoven

Jewel

You get the basic Idea...

This Spot
Not knowing what to title this I have created it as "This spot" In this area we have recent interviews: When asked to describe herself she stated "You know, a walrus is like a vampire but awesome. And mustaches are like wings for you nose...so I would have to say I'm like Courtney, but I cant be cus' I'm the C."

When being interviewed with Emperor Cuzco From Cuzcotopia she was asked why Cuzco was so awesome she replied "You are so awesome that my small words could never do justice to your awesomeness. Other than Poop." The emperor was highly pleased with this and allowed Courtney to stay and "grove" with him. She said afterwords that "Dude...my life is SO complete right now!"

Future Plans
She is planning on going to college for media producing/directing. She is planning on attending many concerts before her death at Disney world.