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The Best Skyrim Players Ever
Over the time that earthlings have been playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, one particular player has been given constant recognition by people around the world, and is widely considered to be the best Skyrim player ever in the existence of mankind as we know it. Bethesda had this to say, "We hereby declare this person as the best Elder Scrolls player that this world has ever known in the official history of eternal foreverness, the creation of this human being is the best thing to happen to humanity since Jersey Shore was canceled." Nick Cuesta has slain over 209,763,920 dragons and over 213,839 rabbits, all, in the name of science. He has completed nearly 200,000 quest lines and 7,000,000 side quests, that's bigger than North America and Great Britain combined. Many have played against him in Skyrim, but everyone who has is now either deaf or left without fingernails. Rafael Von-Klaveren bags the entire world. Other people said this when interviewed, Bob Trolltien: "Oh yeah he's mad good yeah, oh yeah." Laquanda Smith :"Dat kid be mad good n' stuff boi!" Jesus Christ :"I wish I was half the savior he is now." The evidence doesn't lie.