User:TheDec3000/sandbox

Protistantism is the most despicable of religions. Of all the tiers of religion it lands on the Y tier with FSM church. Protestants believed that Jesus was wrong in his teachings and founding of the Church, they reject the Eucharist and defile the name of Christian. In FSM it is believed that if you let the meatball in the church building burn out, (they always keep a meatball burning) then the Spaghetti Monster will consume the church. Likewise Protestantism believes that Mary was not the mother of Christ, without sin.