User:TheGangstaSheep/sandbox

Packermit is the ruler of the Coalition of Weaboos, a secret universal cult started sometime around April 2018. Nobody truly knows where Packermit came from but they know one thing. He has a rampaging sex drive, stronger than any other being in the universe. To speak throught the body of another being in his spiritual form, Packermit carefully inserts his long, moisturised green hand in to his victim's rectum, normally causing considerable pain. He calms them down with a pleasant scent before capturing their consciousness. Packermit appears to be a mix between Pac-Man and Kermit. It was likely a disastrous result of Kermit having unprotected sex with Ms. Pac-Man. Packermit's greatest rival if the evil Hyba Kermit, ruler of the 567th frog dimension in existence number 520-a1b. There are an infinite number of existences, so Hyba Kermit is nothing special in that sense. When he defeated the 34th frog king 730 million years ago, he was abruptly castrated by the city guards. He promised to get revenge on the 34th Frog King. Unfortunately, at a time roughly around 1991 in our existence, the Frog King was annihilated. The 35th Frog king is quite nice, regularly playing chess and sipping herbal tea, so the rivalry between the two is now over. There are many libraries in the multiverse describing Packermit's origins. Some suggest that he may have previously been a nude painter. He has physically explored the Earth before, particularly sending his essence in to the increasingly popular social area for gamers, Discord. Packermit's current whereabouts are in the Discord server 'Coalition of Weaboos'.