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The General Ribbet Frog.

General Gabriel Juan Carlos Jackson Sampson Doritos Locos Tacos Ribbet Frog, was a General in the Second World War for the Country of Uzebizalakishtan, a small European Country directly under Germany. He was born on October 69th, 1914. When Hitler went to Invade his country in 1941, Hitler got his butt handed to him by the 16,900 citizens (All Soldiers) of Uzebizalakishtan. Hitler had 495,000 troops and 4 Panzer divisions but none the match for this amazing General and these soldiers who only had one Goober Tank, which had an 69 foot long gun and could F some German Soldiers up, and that it did. These soldiers and The General killed 485,000 of the German Soldiers and destroyed all the Panzer divisions, even stealing 2 Tanks. They took prisoner and killed them all in front of the German General in charge of the attack, General Hanz Nazijewkillerguy, who was then beheaded by General Frog's 69 inch Sword. He then proceeded to kill every German and Nazi soldier and high ranking official, Including Hitler whom he than pooped on after he sliced his body in half. General Frog single handedly won the war and helped the Americans Greatly. He then proceeded to take over all of Germany and it would soon become Goobistan. He did and still is living his life as the president of the country, which has won ever Olympic game for Hockey they have been in, starting their reign in 1969. He is the goalie for the team and has only given up 12 goals and has never lost a game, ever, and I mean Ever.