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Warren Thompson
Warren Thompson (born 1999, died 1998) is the greatest man of all time. He has bought Mars, has eaten Mars, and has puked out Mars in the span of a day.

Early Childhood
Warren Thompson was born in the ghetto in 1999, and turned six while being born. After a mugger shot his parents, he adopted the alias BATHMAN THE DARK DEVENDER while he was drunk. He was shot dead in 1998.