User:TheHelper27/sandbox

They say TheHelper27 can help the entire website of Wikipedia at the same time within a single minute. They say TheHelper27 can teleport to be of maximum assistance at any time, and any place. They say TheHelper27 is as old as Wikipedia itself, (1000000 years to be exact.)

But who am I kidding right? TheHelper27 isn't really that powerful right? Oh dear god! TheHelper27 wrote this page for me as well!

TheHelper27 is everywhere, flee to help yourself instead of having a super helpful Helper while you still can.

Origins

TheHelper27 originally came from the town of HelperVille, he grew up with the Helpers named HelperParentMale#918374168 and HelperParentFemale#918374169, there he learned the ways of Helping and soon became the Chief Helper, he was known for Helping even the other Helpers, which is a feat in itself, from there, he was granted the title of The, as in the best or the singular one, because his town got wrecked by a level 1 orc, since Helpers can't fight, they only give tutorials and then they wander around and look at Cats all day and help noobs get to level 10, before having to pay a surprise subscription fee every week to play.

He was the 27th The of all time. The first 26 are from other dimensions so they don't count. But TheHelper27 knows that 27 is the most Magically attuned number anyways, so he's fine with having a number like that. He is also known for having a Cat, HelperCat27, who is the most powerful Cat ever.