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The Jamaica Accident of December, 2019, occured in or around the 8th of Decemeber, 2019, the year of our lord. It is alleged that Scott (last name withheld to protect the innocent) was walking his wife, Vikki (last name to protect those that might be embarrassed to read this article), back to their resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica, after dinner, when suddenly, their was a crash. One of the witnesses claims that his ribs were cracked, and the poor victim, Vikki, "got a lump on her head." He was apparently trying to help her with her walker, but ulterior motives are suspected. Information at this point is limited, and alternative sources or witnesses, are being looked into.