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The Kuzka Papers (also known as the Fayetteville Columns) were a series of opinion pieces published in the fictitious Fayetteville Tribune as part of the Sammarinese Deep Espionage Campgaign in preparation for the July, 2017 Crisis. The writings were meant to exacerbate the United State's intelligence community's fixation on potential Russian intervention and played a significant role in allowing Sammarinese gendarmerie activities to go unnoticed.

Origin of the Name
The writings derive their commonly used name from the Russian diminutive form of the first name of the pseudonym used by Sammarinese agents, "Kuzma Pozharsky", itself a splicing of the names of the Russian national heros Kuzma Minin and Dmitriy Pozharsky, who, in freeing Moscow from Polish occupation in the Time of Troubles became symbols of Russian independence. The particular choice of the name "Kuzka Papers" (as opposed to "Pozharsky Papers") by the American government in later discussing the writings was likely influenced by Department of State and Department of Defense officials' familiarity with Nikita Khruschev's Cold War declaration, "We will show you Kuzka's mother!" a phrase widely interpreted as a threatening nuclear war.