User:TheLonelyPather/Stocks

Shoot! You have run into my own curation of WP:Village stocks. Do sit down and have a good laugh.

A couple of rules:
 * 1) Trolls and trolling words will not be inducted into this hall of fame;
 * 2) All user names are redacted to the first character;

For all the saints

 * [Username], an auto-hagiography appeared on your user page. --H. from Teahouse, 29 July 2023

Social network

 * This anti-Kazakh bias festering in Wikipedia is unnjustifiable. [...] I will share the news of this rejection on my social media, I highly doubt other Kazakhs will be amused by this. --K. from Teahouse, 30 July 2023

How to shoot yourself in the foot, with just a few words

 * I also have decided to stop editing contentious articles for some time now so that the Islamophiles don't report me here. --1. from AN/I, 31 July 2023

God-emperor

 * And also, he tells that he's Ernest Khalimov, also known as "Gigachad". He even claims he's the super administrator of Wikimedia. --F. from Teahouse, 31 July 2023

Entitled

 * I really don't know how this all works, but I am losing out on work because I am not identifiable on Wikipedia, which is just crazy! There's so much about me online and on TV, how do I create a wikipedia page? --E. from Teahouse, 31 July 2023

Character development

 * I don't want to be lectured by a pesrson who is doing the same thing. I am not meant to talk to you. Bye! If any further replys, I would consider it as an offence and you can't change my character --2. from AN/I, 1 August 2023
 * There might have been mistakes from my side. I am leaving this place as the admins have insulted my character. You know they have taken something very subjective and so I might move to court if they continue this. You have no faults, I'm sorry --2. from their talk page, 1 August 2023

The waiting game

 * If you are willing to wait patiently for 13 years, Manuzela may become popular enough and written about to warrant an article. --D. from Teahouse, 7 August 2023

How to shoot yourself in the foot, with quite a few words
[... from AN/I]
 * may be looked upon as uncouth is obviously not a personal attack. You were simply being notified you were acting in a way that is outside community norms. It's a bit old fashioned, but that is what that phrase means. I suggest you (W.) simply apologize for the misunderstanding and move on, since right now it looks like you're trying to gain advantage in a content dispute on spurious grounds. --M. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Thank you for your suggestion. your assumption that I'm trying to gain advantage may appear to some people as lacking good manners and credulous. but thanks. --W. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I'm afraid you're primarily demonstrating that you didn't understand what [editor] was telling you in the first place, and that you're not familiar with the actual text of our civility policy, or that you really don't understand how "uncouth" is used in modern English. --R. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * ok Well now that I'm more familiar with what is the norm here. I'd like to say that I think that your comments right now may be ignorant and uncivilized to more intelligent people. --W. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * It is possible that there might be some looming familiarity with WP:BOOMERANG, too. --Z. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * well given that you probably don't know the whole story, it may appear to people involved that your opinion is clearly ignorant. I would suggest you make more educated comments after familiarzing yourself with the whole story to avoid that impression. --W. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I've blocked for 48 hours for trolling, namely engaging in passive aggression in an attempt to prove a point. Haven't looked at the underlying dispute; no objection to a longer block if warranted. --T. 8 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Yeah, we really love those editors convinced that the proper way to protest a putative violation of WP:CIVIL is to hurl a barrage of insults. Good block. --R. 8 August 2023 (UTC)

Shooting yourself in the foot through teahouse

 * hello sir basically this man R. delete everything from this page List of highest-grossing films in India please block him somebody --S. from teahouse, 9 August 2023
 * Excuse me, but what do you mean the user is deleting everything from that article? I've checked the article out but the user has only changed a few numbers. Also, I've found out that you are literally leaving threat messages on R.'s talk page and blanking out the user's user page which is a violation of WP:NPA.
 * This attack message will not be tolerated. --L. from teahouse, 9 August 2023

Battle of the gods

 * User @Z. had insulted one of the Hindu Gods Indra. See here (link) He said he did that because i did the same for "Francis Xavier" -- A. from AN/I, 12 August 2023

Lost in translation

 * The first edit I thought the drawing was of a cat. -- K. from the teahouse, 14 August 2023


 * the image sucks because it is cartoonish and amateurish. I did better drawings 60 years ago when I was illustrating The Flintstones fan fiction as a member of the Cub Scouts. -- C. from the teahouse, 14 August 2023

Deception at the teahouse

 * @D., you claim to have no affiliation with her, yet you also claim to have taken her professional portrait. Don't lie to us. -- S. from teahouse, 14 August 2023

Übermensch

 * The Theme and Style addition is I wrote by myself. I do no need source for referenc. Thanks -- J. from teahouse, 14 August 2023

Due diligence

 * You created a large project about "Deforestation in Nigeria" on enwiki, and asked for a ca. $20K grant for it, but you were "unaware of the existence" of the article Deforestation in Nigeria??? -- F. from AN/I, 20 August 2023

The divine right of kings

 * This user's userpage contains what seems to be some bizarre bio about how God called them to be the "African diaspora king." -- F. from AN/I, 24 August 2023

ChatGPT

 * They have confessed on the linked discussions that they are using ChatGPT to facilitate more effective communication, however what I am trying to convey to this user is being stripped away. This user may not know an adequate level of English to proactively create useful contributions and communicate effectively, as my efforts to explain notability and redirect them to Hindi Wikipedia have been a waste of time. -- K. from AN/I, 4 September 2023


 * :Dear @K.
 * I want to express my sincere appreciation for your feedback and the time you've invested in providing me with guidance regarding my contributions, particularly in relation to the P. article. I am committed to addressing the concerns you've raised and would like to respond positively to your points:
 * 1.Notability and COI Concerns: I respect the community's decision that P. does not meet Wikipedia's notability criteria, as established during the deletion discussion. I appreciate your vigilance in emphasizing the importance of adhering to Wikipedia's guidelines and policies, and I will make every effort to do so, including avoiding conflicts of interest.
 * 2.Use of ChatGPT: I understand your concerns about my use of ChatGPT as a communication tool. I want to clarify that my intention in utilizing this tool is to facilitate more effective communication and content creation. I find it helpful in generating coherent responses. However, I wholeheartedly respect your recommendation and understand the importance of ensuring that my contributions align with Wikipedia standards, regardless of the communication method used. I am dedicated to working on this aspect and will strive to communicate more effectively.
 * 3.Promotional Content: Upon reviewing the examples you provided, I acknowledge that some of my contributions may have had a promotional nature. I sincerely regret this and am committed to learning from my mistakes. I will ensure that my future contributions maintain a neutral and encyclopedic tone, in line with Wikipedia's guidelines.
 * Your dedication to upholding Wikipedia's quality and integrity is commendable, and I genuinely value your feedback and guidance. I am determined to improve my contributions and align them with Wikipedia's high standards.
 * Thank you for your valuable insights and support.
 * Warm regards -- K2. from AN/I, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

Honorable discharge at AN/I

 * A number of UK IP-hopping vandals is insisting on inserting stuff about genital discharge into an article about cottage cheese... -- K. from AN/I, 12 September 2023 (UTC)
 * I don't think a range block is practical here; I've added a spoonful of semi-protection. -- Z. from AN/I, 12 September 2023 (UTC)

Poetry

 * ... content like "JoJo's DNA is rich in fame, with every twist and turn of his family tree being star studded with success." is laughably inappropriate for an encyclopaedia. -- T. from Teahouse, 7 October 2023

Deserve, Disdain, Disregard

 * [Username], you've accepted payment for a job which you don't know how to do, and you're expecting the volunteers here to help you with it. You deserve disdain and disregard. -- M. from Teahouse, 9 November 2023

Shooting others in the foot

 * See the entire Articles for deletion/Stefano Černetić situation.

Is this the real life

 * Funny because Wikipedia is filled with fantasies, and inept people like yourself. -- IP User