User:TheMadBaron

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Hello. I'm TheMadBaron. I've been away. I'm back. With a vengeance.

'''Today is Monday, July 29, 2024,  (UTC/GMT). There are articles on the English Wikipedia.'''

Slash and burn....
I'm an unashamed deletionist. I'd be an inclusionist if there weren't already far too many of the feckers going completely overboard. You'll often find me on AfD advocating the deletion of absolutely everything. Having said that, I'm not above attempting the occasional Cleanup.

Rock and WHAT????!!!!
I'm engaged in an ongoing project to replace inappropriate links to rock and roll with links to Rock (music). The way I see it, people who think that all music written after 1959 is "rock 'n' roll" probably shouldn't be writing about music at all....

Recommended reading
Wikipedia top 100
 * Acoustic Kitty
 * As Slow As Possible
 * Boston molasses disaster
 * Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
 * Cadaver Synod
 * Cargo cult
 * Chewbacca Defense
 * Defenestration
 * Flying Spaghetti Monster
 * Fucking, Austria
 * Holy Umbilical Cord
 * Inherently funny words
 * Beluga, Blubber, Bouffant, Frottage, Galoshes, Gazebo, Grommet, Kelvin, Macadamia, Mukluks, Ploy
 * Irresistible force paradox
 * Jedi census phenomenon
 * Joshua A. Norton
 * Kenneth Pinyan
 * Massachusetts School for Idiotic Children
 * Microphone gaffe
 * Mill Ends Park
 * Rhinoceros Party of Canada (1963–1993)
 * Roundhay Garden Scene
 * Ryugyong Hotel
 * Sealand
 * Sniglet
 * Soggy biscuit
 * Tanganyika groundnut scheme
 *  The great Wikipedia hyperlink hoax
 * United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
 * War elephant
 * Practical process
 * Xenu
 * You have two cows
 * Zeno of Elea
 * Zeroth

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