User:TheMilkLord

THE MILK LORD isn't actually the correct name as there are many "milk lords" but only few milk Gods, most milk lords are on the milk council, an elite milk loving council only consisting of some of the second best milk lovers, spots (places on the council) can be added or challenged, if you challenge a spot, you face a milk lord in a milk duel where you see who can drink the most milk, if you win, your in, if you "add" a spot you answer a series of questions to get in, only some of the most dedicated milk lovers make it.

The milk Gods are the top of the top, only the likes of true milk dedication and milk life make it here, I bow to the milk gods as I am only a humble milk lord as you see from my user name.

EDIT BY A MILK GOD: This particular milk lord is not on the milk council but is the trusted mayor of the small milk town Klleemf, which is Greek milk for town of "silent splash". silent splashes are a sign of good taste in our culture. This town has a milkalation (milk population) of approximately 2343,he is very popular and comes to every annual mlad (milk lord annual discussion) but only occasionally goes to the rmfad (regular milk follower annual discussion) both of which are just events for regulars or milk lords to discuss what is going to happen to our mystic galaxy the milky way (this milk lord lives on klim, the milks main planet, I -a milk god- am on earth at the moment). His history is pretty basic, he inherited milk loving, so we let him be milk lord and has lived peacefully, Tim is great and he is striving for his town, planet and galaxy -A Milk God.

Milk is more than a drink, its like a way of life.

-Tim, A milk lord (Edits By A Milk God)