User:TheMoleManInTheSky

TheMoleManInTheSky is an extreme religion, which encourages people to eat moles for breakfast, lunch AND snacktime - Not dinner, that is when you eat hairy Giraffe Necks.

I am the Mole. Fear me. Nom nom nom. I rawr like a boss.

Jesus is not real, but Molus is. My son I sent down to Earth (Molus) is a homosexual half mole half man.

 Whales are dyiing every second you mUst save them with your inner most mole powers.