User:TheMoonIsMadeOfBlueCheese909/sandbox

Why The Moon Is Made Of Blue Cheese Have you ever heard people joke around saying the moon is made of blue cheese? Guess what, it is. If you don't believe me, I’ll explain. The holes in swiss cheese are natural, right? Yes, and the ones on the moon are too, well most. The ones on top are from the aliens eating away at the moon. And all the “moon rocks” are just the crumbs falling to earth. If blue cheese is just old cheese then what type of cheese is the moon? Well, that we don't know. But we can tell that if blue cheese is aged then in space things age slower. Because, the moon is 4 billion years old, and blue cheese is aged for 3 months. All we have to do is put 4 billion years into months which is about 47999947397 months. And divide that by 3, which is 15999982465. So the ratio for the aging of blue cheese in space is about 15999982465:1. “Oh but Adrian what about the moon landing”. Well about that, it's fake. Ask about half the US population. They think it's fake. Look at proof videos. The boots don't match up with the footprints on the moon. I wont get into that you'll have to do your own research. but I'm telling you. The moon is made of blue cheese. All these points are valid and you can't deny it. I AM RIGHT. JK this is an opinion but most of my points are valid. Most.