User:ThePandaArmy/The Big Y

The Big Y, codename for a teacher living somewhere in the Northwestern United States (No real name given), is well known for becoming the first person to become an Extreme Cross Country (XCC) coach in 2009.

Early Life
The Big Y (Not his name at this time) usually spent his time with his friends. Chillin' out maxin, relaxin all cool, while shootin' some B-ball outside of the school. However, childhood was hard for this wee lad. The Big Y suffered from #REDIRECT heterochromia, a difference in coloration of the iris, where he was made fun of for having one brown eye, and one blue eye. Although, some of the older kids would usually turn one (or both) into a black eye. Self-Surgery corrected this problem.

As a teenager, The Big Y would become more involved in his community. He would volunteer as a Professional #REDIRECT Unicorn Hunter during the weekends. (Ever see a Unicorn eating your mom's tulips one crisp fall morning? Yeah, then he's doing his job.) One of the people he met while in the PUH was everybody's favorite #REDIRECT UFC fighter, #REDIRECT Kimbo Slice, or if you have another favorite UFC fighter, it was him. You would have to ask The Big Y because I have never seen UFC. Anyways, The Big Y found this guy and taught him how to fight.

Recent Achievements:

Whole bottle of MENERGY

Divided by 0

Climbed Mount Everest... Naked

Super Saiyan

Became Lord of the Flies (So stop using that flyswatter you guys made in class, you're killing his children)

Tired, and I'm writing a paper about one of the greatest mathematicians in the world tomorrow, so I have to go to bed. Also, I have to study for finals. I may finish this article in the very very near future.