User:ThePenguinsons

The Story Of The Penguinsons The Penguinsons are three birds, three species of Penguin. Penguins are birds who cannot fly and are always looking upward, wishing, hoping, praying and dreaming of flying someday. First, there is the 15 year old drum phenomenon and computer genius, King Penguinson, A.K.A., "Sticks", "Thunder", or Anthony. (as his mom calls him) Next, there is his Father, old man Rockhopper Penguinson, who tirelessly thumps the bass guitar by the young birds side. Lastly, there is the Emperor Penguinson, once a human and formerly of Big Orange Marble, (a band once inhabited by a witch and a warlock). He was turned into a Penguin by them with a "never play with you again", curse. The ones placing the curse believing if they turned him into a Penguin who cant fly, he would freeze in the arctic and never Rock and Roll again. Thus for Seven Eons The Emperor did not Rock and Roll. Lo and Behold, The Gods Of Rock had mercy on the cursed bird. And One Day The Emperor met The King and The Rockhopper in an igloo which had some ancient guitars, drums and bass inside of it. They found they could rock and roll in that frozen tundra until they did magically grow wings and they began to rock hard on the ice. Well, they flew away and rocked their way into Forever and Happily Ever After. The End.