User:TheRealDaveMarcus

Dave "The Hebrew Hammer" Marcus Is a Cyber Troll... Sometimes Lifts Heavy Shit.

Life
DAVE MARCUS

Well Dave is still working even thought hes 114 years old and has racked up a bank account that rivals west coast democrats. Dave is a Liberal and is a member of the Democratic Socialist Party. In 2017 Dave became an active member of Antifa because duh, Orange Man Bad...

Dave lifts heavy shit in his free time, why? Nobody really knows.

Dave claims to have an IQ of 189, but lets be serious folks, its closer to 89...

Dave was a gunsmith in the Army, hes an expert at fixing flint lock rifles...

History
Was born at some point in history, exact date unknown...

Education
Has a degree in philosophy which he never uses.

Friends
Daves best friend is Boris, occasionally Boris dies and Dave is sad... Every-once in awhile when Boris isn't DED they share stories of how big their vape clouds are.