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Michael "Moto Moto" Anaya
Mr. Anaya was first birthed on March 1, 2002.

Baby years
Mans head was so big his mom had to do an emergency C-Section just to get his big ass head out of her body. His early years were relatively boring because all he did was bang his head on things and eat a lot of Latin rice and beans baby food. As he got older, as his mother described to us in vivid detail, "My sons head just kept growing and growing until he could not longer stand up." She also stated how she had to get him surgery to get his head to a smaller size because his head could not fit in any known bicycle helmet size known to man.

Teen Years
After surgery he was in a coma for 10 years and woke up at the age of 14. A year later Moto joined the ranks of high school. Moto's time in high school could be described as "horny". This man could not help his urge to get his little moto soaking wet. This man could not help his sexual desires. He would stick his moto in anything with two legs. His favorite experience was with a girl he met that went by the name Rayne. He and Rayne could equally match each others horn dog desires. Some of the most favorite stories would be when they were both in a Dillards dressing room and started having very aggressive sexual intercourse. It was so aggressive a poor old women in the next room could feel the shakes of Mr. and Mrs. Moto. They would eventually break up and Moto went a sexual orgy spree. During these he contracted every STD and STI known to mankind.

Death
Death by every STD and STI along with chronic ballsack inflammation that rendered him useless because the pain was too much to bear. The biggest trigger was the Mitsubishi Lancer he bought that leaked corrosive liquids on his buttocks. These left burns that got infected and eventually led him to his demise.