User:TheSpencer

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

Introduction
Welcome to my user page! My name is Spencer. I'm an editor here on Wikipedia. I have used Wikipedia for years, and have learned how to use it safely and appropriately in many of my classes in High School, so that I can use it as a source. I've always been a fan of proper English, and though I'm not the most intelligent or the most correct with my grammar, I've always at least given it my best when writing any sort of document. I have recently just completed my 12th year of school successfully, and have gotten my High School Diploma. I intend to make use of my excess of time this summer looking for a part time job somewhere to help pay for college, as well as seeing my loving girlfriend, Emily. I plan to go to College soon, or perhaps University sometime next year when I can afford it. For the mean time, however, I shall enjoy my long vacation with my family and friends.

My Talk Page
Please! Drop a line on my talk page if you wish to talk, either about my contributions, or myself. I could care less. Talk to me about monkeys, or bananas, or even copyright law in Indonesia. I could care less! If you want to talk to me, feel free. I'm bored frequently between trips up north and looking for work.

Web Development
I am currently looking for work as a web administrator, or a community leader on a website or forum. I have experience in leading as an administrator of Nintendo Pipeline for several years, and I have developed good HTML and CSS skills, and I am currently learning PHP. If you are planning on starting an online community or web forum, and the topic is about one of my interests, please drop me a line on my talk page. I'm always happy to assist in a safe manner with websites, and I would graciously accept most terms, so long as the website is NOT FOR PROFIT.