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Jarrith Parker McCoy
Jarrith Parker McCoy was born on January 19, 1996 in Tacoma Washington. At the age of three years old, he managed to become the heavy weight champion of the World. He donated all the money he won from that to the "I'm A Little Girl Or Something foundation for making people not such little girls". At the age of seven he cured AIDS, with his kung fu. When he reached the age of nine he got his Falconer's licence. Which he later used to tame every single Falcon in the world ever. Jarrith then decide to attend Provo High School. It is there that he got his first nickname, Studmuffin. Whist in High School he befriended a dragon named Michael. The two saved the world on countless occasions and were dubbed by the Buddhist Pope to be "The Greatest People Ever". Jarrith then married the most beautiful girl in the world and fostered three fantastic kids. His two sons, Juan Carlos, and Skippy, and his one daughter Alovera. After fifty years of fatherhood, he died at the age of 77, natural causes. Some say he haunts the halls of Walmarts, trying to find a good deal on toilet paper.