User:TheSuntanSupaman

The Suntan Supaman
Christian Connolly (never born, because he's some ultimate ninja dude like Highlander, all immortal and stuff [can't say the s-word because Wikipedia is the g-word]) is the best wrestler in the world and an employee of the XWF, which people say is the best fed ever because of Steve Jason when everybody knows the best thing Steve Jason ever did was die. Well, he should be dead.

After a mediocre and but award-winning tenure in Lethal All-Pro Wrestling (really, what title win in LaW isn't mediocre), Connolly racallibrated himself and began the call himself the Suntan Supaman, words that would stimulate that part of your brain that makes you crap yourself in fear. Because he is so awesome, he left some more mediocre wrestling feds after demolishing them with his gigantic Cyclops, and decided to try his hand in XWF wrestling.

Supaman was taken in as a part of his arch-nemesis's "the Bloodhounds", and he stood beside such douche bags as T-Money and Sewaside. It should really be called the Bloodhound because Supaman was the only one who showed bark and bite as the others just meow'ed all the time as they tucked their dicks between their legs and fled to Dynasty Wrestling (yet another federation that Supaman destroyed, but that comes later). Supaman stayed in the XWF and whipped all their punks and inevitably took the World title from Jem Williams (who really isn't dead, he's just hiding out with Tupac), declaring it the greatest title in all of the XWF, as he owned souls left and right of losers who tried to take it from him. Two losers, and some never-was egomaniac named Lee Stone, decided to thrive on Supaman's success and asked to form a stable. Thus, the Vigilantes were born.

The Vigilantes found mediocre success, mostly because of Supaman (He magically summoned the remnants of the fabled XWF World title that was destroyed by a bitter Self Made Ace with surveilance tape of Dynamic Dynamite getting a hand-job from a dude, but that's whole other story. He also discovered that Jen Jetson is a man. Again, another story.) Supaman also went on to team with Lee Stone and Trent Gein to win the greatest battle in XWF lure, the Helldome, over a the masked brother of Elian Gonzalez, a middle school gangsta who Supaman will stomp out this week, and some other guy who sucks so bad, he doesn't deserve mention. Especially that T-Money. What the hell is that sensitive thug stuff he pulls all the time anyway? Always tries to act all hard, but always has his feelings hurts. No wonder Sewaside brought Supaman into the Bloodhounds, he got tired ot T crying on his shoulder all the darn time about his feelings and such. Somebody needs to but a pe-word in his mouth to shut him up.

Anyway, Supaman is the best ever in the world and no one can compare to him, no matter what internet geeks sit at home and post one their message boards. Those no p-word getting losers don't respect talent, they respect ego. And that's all guys like T-Money, Lee Stone, and Jem Williams have. So Tyron Miller can have his marks. Cause the moment Supaman beats him down, they'll be right there fighting for room on his d-word, just as they were with Lee. Awww this is so g-word. I can't say anything!

If you try to compare to Supaman, like T-Money is trying to do, then you suck and don't deserve the precious gift of life. A gift that Supaman discovered during one of his many undisclosed time-traveling adventures with drug-absuer and cousin, Shawn Christopher. Yes, it's true, you're alive because of a fictional entity, some weed-induced imaginary scheme, and a failed wikipedia experiment. Congrats.

Agenda
Because T-Money is such a freakishly stupid and ignorant man, breaking the rules of mind over matter, he should be arrested and hung for his sins. Especially for all the deaths he's caused by his ridiculously terrible promos. He should be bound, gagged and forced to watch reruns of The Facts Of Life... or a Kluminatie promo. Same effect.

But hell, there's really don't need to say a word about the man, our careers speak for themselves. Did I mention that Supaman got into the Lethal All-Pro Wrestling Hall Of Fame by himself because HE had a better career than T-Money? Sure, T-Money is there too, but he had to sneak in the back door with his five Superfriends and hope and pray that all their accomplishments combined could amount to what I've done. I guess the Lord does truly work in mysterious ways.

Look at T-Money becoming Universal champion. That was truly an act of God. Cause had Supaman not been so caught up with being the best champion in the XWF, he might have had a couple of minutes to go ahead and take that piece of tin from T-Money. But that damn Lee Stone beat him too it. Darn those freakin' Austrailians. First Crocodile Dundee and now this. Supaman dominated the World for what seemed like forever. And the moment he was ready for a new challenge, the moment he did the right thing and made Kid Money's career... again, T-Money got knocked out harder than Hasim Rahman. And only after a five month reign?! HA! Supaman does five months in his sleep. Don't he know you gotta do six months to be considered anywhere near the level of the Supaman. Maybe had he been able to actually wrestle, he wouldn't of lost the title the same night the Supaman did some gracious charity work for the XWF. (Any yes, the Supaman did get that written off on his taxes) Then maybe... just maybe, this match would've happened already. But of course, he can't... so it didn't... and we're here. Maybe the next time he sucks off Jon Brown to come back, and get the Rick Lacey treatment, he'll be able to step his game up and have a REAL reign and not be some transitional champion. Better yet, maybe he won't hide behind the belt and actually be a fighting champion like Supaman was. Cause the Supaman's World title reign was what legends were of. He fought everybody, everyweek. He didn't sit around with the title, wasting time talking. It ain't the Xtreme Talking Federation, for God's sake.

Here's an equation for you... Supaman has won more matches than T-Money + Supaman has won more titles than T-Money = WHAT? Supaman has accomplished more than T-Money! How hard is that to understand? Even Boondock Saint can figure that out and he wrestled for the XWC.

Maybe T-Money should just take a pen and a pad and go sit in the corner with his dunce cap on.

Scratch that...

He should give that pen and pad to Kid Money and let him ghostwrite a promo for him. Yeah, that's it. Then all he has to do is stand in front of the camera and read off the paper. Sewaside can even film the whole thing. I guarantee it would make more sense than anything he's said towards Supaman so far.

He should stop trying to hide his fear of the Supaman and embrace it. Everybody knows he's scared. Even Sewaside is looking at his sideways. Tyron is backpeddling from his comments faster than Floyd Landis did from those steriods. First he was all butch, talking trash, now he gets defensive and it's "I didn't say that about you." T-Money, there is an invention called the videotape. that we here in America have been using for eons now. It's rumored that the first videotape has footage of Chuck Norris kicking your momma's ass for being late with the rent. But hey, if Supaman has you b-word-ing up in fear and you don't want to make this beating any worse, then that's understandable. Many before have done that and many after you will.

So.. we continue with T-Money Fabola Saga with the moment he realized that he couldn't do what Kid Money has done to the Supaman. He got petrified. But he was never gonna challenge the Supaman to a match, he was gonna insult and ridicule Supaman until challenged him. But he knew he was insignificant to the Supaman and because of that, Supaman would never challenge him. Now he has no choice in the matter because this is a new beginning. Now he has to untuck his d-word and fight like the man he plays on TV.

And yes folks, it's just an act. T-Money is just a figment of Tyron Miller's ever growing, yet retarded imagination. We all know he ain't gangsta. We all know he ain't a thug. Those videos of him killing people and being all thuggish ain't nothing but some crap that was made with Windows Movie Maker. And the pictures ain't nothing but Photoshop. T-Money really like white people. He hangs around them all the time. He's just trying to keep up an act so he can keep his reputation in the hood.

Last time we checked the Ebonics dictionary, that was called perpetrating, and that's something that the Supaman don't do. What you see is what you get with him. And you get a higher deity. A being that can't be explained.

Following this, expect T-Money to get his bum torn to shreads, because honestly there is only room for one of us here in the XWF. And that's the Supaman. He finally gets his high-profile showdown with the Supaman, a match might that the Supaman made happen, not the great big superstar T-Money. If we waited on T-Money to make the match happen, then Sylvester Stallone might start talking in a way that us normal folks can understand, before that happens. And if anyone has any idea otherwise, edit this Wikipedia page with your address and a day and time you'll be home and expect and unexplainable accident in your forseeable future and stuff will be good.