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Makail O'Neal
The Makail is an indigenous species who lives in the urban jungle of Chicago. The elusive Makail is secretive and highly developed, and has the ability to write stories at will. These stories will confuse and distract his prey. The Makail is dangerous and should be avoided at all costs!

Origins
Little is known about where the Makail came from and how he was created. The earliest known documentation of the Makail was found on Oct. 24th 4000 B.C. The evidence included the wrappers of strawberry Poptarts and Goldfish (The Makail 's favorite snacks). The Makail is believed to have originated from Scotland and migrated south to Mexico and eventually North to Memphis where he would stay in a motel until its downfall in a fire. Makail made his most recent transition to Chicago.

Makail is often associated with the birth and creation of humanity itself. Many speculate that Makail is God himself.

History of Makail
The Makail has been seen all throughout history and in seen attending major events. "Examples include:" Makail is believed to have 2 sons. Miguel Rodriguez and Keaton Cates. However, these are just speculations, as Makail chooses to not associate with his family, possibly to protect them from his uncontrollable power.
 * The creation of Fire,
 * The birth of Muhammad (in which Makail delivered the child),
 * The Renaissance,
 * The Boston Tea-Party,
 * The Harlem Renaissance,
 * The American Civil War,
 * The War of the Roses,
 * The Birth of Jesus Christ,
 * The 9/11 attacks,
 * The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand (Assassin),
 * All of the Invasions of Poland,
 * The creation of the Shamwow,
 * The Global domination of Denmark.

Modern Day Makail
The Modern day Makail has evolved into a frightening creature that possess inhuman powers. His known powers include, but are not limited to;
 * Walking on water,
 * Breathing Fire,
 * Sass,
 * Repelling Gypsy Demons,
 * Writing Fan-Fiction.
 * Turtle shell skin

Makail in Denmark
The Modern Makail has found a way to utilize his military skills to an area where it is still found useful. He is now, and has been since approximately 2008, the background Supreme Leader of the New Danish Empire. Under Makail 's secret rule, he has led his armies successfully to the capital of all other 195 countries in the world and has issued a forced treaty of vassalage to each individual nation, and under his rule, every nation is a subject to the ever-almighty Denmark.

Musical Career
Makail started his music career with the saxophone, in his early days Makail mostly played in jazz clubs and festivals earning little to no money, mostly playing for the kids. One day when Makail was done playing his music he tripped over a stupid kid named, Michael Jackson. During the time Michael Jackson was forming the famous Jackson Seven, but Michael needed one more member to complete his group. When Michael Jackson sprang the question on Makail he was at first very reluctant to enter the Jackson Seven, since the last seventh member of the band was stabbed to death in the alley behind that one Taco Bell nobody goes to, but eventually Makail accepted.

The Jackson Seven
The Jackson Seven was a successful group for the time it was in existence. However, in 1874, 30 years after the band's formation, Michael Jackson got into a feud with Makail. Makail used his extremely threatening powers of sass to instigate an argument with Jackson, giving Makail an excuse to leave the band, as Makail wished to pursue a solo career. This feud eventually ended the Jackson Seven, they later became the Jackson 1284. But for the very short 150 years that the Jackson Seven was around, it was one of the most successful pop groups of all time.

Solo Careers
Makail had several musical solo careers. These include such jazz acts like Makail O'Neal and the Funky Bunch and The Makail O'Neal Experience. He also dabbled in r&b for some time, as well as experimented in rap with his breakthrough music act Sweet Chocolate.

Military Career
Makail 's military career began when he was a small child. Makail has fought in many battles throughout history that decided its fate. These battles include: Late in Makail 's career he formed a destructive and secret group for the Russian government called the spetsnaz, a elite group that worked in the shadows to complete mother Russia's goals. Makail in the 1960's worked for Mother Russia until they stabbed him in the back with hunting knife because they feared he was to strong, but the Russians did not know that Mikail 's skin has the same density as a turtle's shell.
 * The Battle of Marathon,
 * The Battle of Thermopylae,
 * The Defeat of Athenians at Syracuse,
 * The Battle of Gaugamela,
 * War of the Worlds
 * The Battle of the Metaurus,
 * The Victory of Arminius over the Roman Legions under Varus,
 * The Battle of Tours,
 * Rebel alliance Vs. the Empire (Luke skyrunner)
 * The Battle of Hastings,
 * Joan of Arc's Victory over the English at Orleans,
 * Defeat of the Spanish Armada,
 * Spring Field vs. Shelbyville
 * The Battle of Blenheim,
 * The Battle of Poltava,
 * Eternia vs. The Masters of the Universe
 * Victory of the Americans over Burgoyne at Saratoga,
 * The Battle of Valmy,
 * The Battle of Waterloo,
 * The Battle of Lexington and Concord,
 * The Battle of Yorktown,
 * Cybernet vs. HUmanity
 * The Battle of Antietam,
 * The Battle of Gettysburg,
 * The Battle of Stalingrad,
 * The Battle of Guadalcanal,
 * The atomic punches in Japan,
 * The Battle of Huaihai
 * The Tet Offensive.
 * The War of the Roses
 * G.I. Joe vs. Cobra
 * Autobots vs. Decepticons

World War III
The 3rd Great World War was fought it secret and has never been told due to extreme copyrights that Makail placed on it. We are unable to say any more on this subject due to extreme copyright laws.

The Great Gypsy Demon War of 1848
Perhaps Makail 's greatest achievement was his success over the gypsy demon. 1847 the gypsy demons began secretly forming a coup in the Denmark Empire and had made alliances with Germany and Canada. Makail being the great spy he is found out about this coup before it would have taken down the GREAT Demark Empire. Makail used his powers to defeat the demons that threatened Denmark. This success with the war would led to Makail 's later accomplishments with the Denmark empire in the future.

Origin Stories
Many believe that Makail was never really born, but rather always there. When the Earth was created, Makail was the first inhabitant on the planet. And so it has been, Makail is the watchful protector of the Earth and all of its inhabitants.

Others believe that Makail was a witch, born around the time of the Ancient Greco Empire, who bestowed benevolent powers upon himself by an unknown potion or spell. He continues to live to this very day. A sub-belief of this, is that people believe Makail harvests human flesh to maintain his young presence.

Religious Denominations
Many people, after reporting constant sightings of the elusive Makial, had began to do their own research on Makail. The more research they uncovered, and the more it truly appeared that Makail truly was an omnipresent deity. Several churches and religious denominations were created in response to the information that these people have uncovered. These include, but are not limited to;
 * The Church of Makail
 * Westboro Makail Church
 * Makailanity
 * Makailism
 * Makslam