User:TheToxicAvenger

 Work Wanted Working dog seeks employment in pig-dog role, western New South Wales. Will travel, prefer back of ute with large bull bar, long radio aerial. Favour situation close proximity pub. How do you do? Otto's the name. I'm the dog that on the Internet no one knows you're a. I'm not related to any of these other Ottos.

Some of my contributions to the sum of human knowledge:
 * Elizabethan collar, a bugger of an idea
 * Mount Tilga, not quite the centre of New South Wales
 * showing how to do the dog paddle stroke