User:TheUriNator12

Hello, and welcome to the glorious and enlightened page hosting precise self-edited information about the man-god TheUriNator12 himself.

You may have been brought here by interest or pure legend surrounding the mythical human being that is TheUriNator12, or Uri as he is referred to by those allied with him. Whatever you might have heard, he can personally guarantee is true.

His story can begin to be told by his first day at school, where his educated, truly enlightened life began. Tales are told even today about his grandiose defeat of four English teachers with just the breath of one word. The world had no way to recover from the lightning arrival of this being, originating in the depths of South America but transported via machine to the cities of the North.