User:TheVuman

Demon Van Demont, better known by his anonymous name of ‘Vum♠n’ amateur hacker who, along with his useless coder, horrible rapper and hobo known as ‘ϻilode’ have hacked major databases of significance such as the US Wikipedia page (twice),  the Israeli wrestling scheme, the indian "Chowdury Taxi" company, and the British Intelligence Knowledge pools. At the moment the rumour is that they are working on a genetically engineered species of rat - first developed in the busy cities of the United States of America. The rat had already been hardened through a combination of helpful poisoning, racism, continuous hatred and hunting, junk food and country music. Vum♠n is also extremely famous for his hit record, ‘Weedi Beets’. The song reached 2 billion purchases just last week on itunes© alone, a truly unremarkable feat. A myth about the homeless duo is that they are only 12 years of age, soon to be 13, but this was quickly dismissed. The only known quote from the unusual pair spells trouble for humanity as a whole: “We Will Rise"