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Pavel Tsitsianov
Born on January 22, 1953 in Kalamazoo, Michigan, Pavel Tsitsianov had the following bodily idiosyncrasies:


 * 1) He had ten toes, but one foot had three and the other seven.
 * 2) He once climbed to the top of a liquor store and inveighed against the architectural disaster caused by the advent of the strip mall.