User:The Absolutely strange one

The Absolutely Strange One - an early history
The "Absolutely Strange One", Is a teenager who is involved with multiple charitable causes and owns the popular business, One-Graphix Corp. and is the head author of the well known Life N Jeans blog. He has written many notable papers on "splendiferourology" and "Meliferousness in its highest form".

Early Years
When he was but a boy, Absolutely Strange One showed remarkable intelligence and seemed of sharp wit and mind. (Many actually attribute this to his fall down a large stair case at the age of two when he was pushed by his older sister). As he aged, he not only won commendable recognition from teachers and relatives, but from the world ( basically meaning a very small amount of people). He is well known for writing articles for the virtual reality game, "club penguin". Later on a Wordpress Website was established by the Absolutely Strange One on the subject of club penguindry. It became very popular for a time until it was shutdown because of outsiders stealing hard work from the site. He is perhaps most well known for being the founder of the "Redbull Consumption agency" at only the age of Twelve years. The Absolutely Strange on is also known to be an avid hater of football and all things connected with it. Though some say he is a secret lover of the redskins.

Famous Works
The Absolutely Strange One has also been noted many times for his skills in photography and poetry. He has written many pieces that have astounded the public time and time again. One popular paragraph from his immortal "Mish mash Apple-smash" states that "The world is a pear, that if one would dare, could swallow it whole and choke like a bear". He is credited with coining such Immortal words as "Splendiferous", "Meliferous", "Havocal", "Strangesome", and "rather-large-and-moose-looking". A popular catchphrase you can almost always hear him say is "Shmeksome, Shmek, Or Shmekkers. ( The famous B.Y. Case of '08 decided the final on who actually owns the rights to these words). The Absolutely Strange One has also noted for his amazing performance in the great game of baseball, where he went an amazing total of an entire season without hitting anything but singles. This was followed by a determined season of victory of which he broke all nine (some say, entirely personal) Records. Later on He became the proffesor of Randomology at the institute of Progressive peculiarity. He gave Astounding lectures upon the well known subject of "meliferology and it's counter parts".

Other Names and A.K.A.'s
The Absolutely Strange One has been called many names in the past. Some of have known him as the ever ready Silo Dilo", another famous alias was The disappearing and altogether mysterious "Wanderer", "One Wanderer", and "The Only Wanderer". In later years he took on the revered name of Dr. R. Psychopath, a professor of the institute of progressive peculiarity. But last Heard, his name had settled on all accounts, save one, into the the Strangesome-but-not-entirely-meliferously-filled name of "R.G." . ( Many account this to the fact that he may have been suffering under temporary insanity when he incurred the name "Dr. R. psychopath"). Also, let it be known that his Flickr account has a slight deviation and is listed as *R.G. instead of R.G.

People who hang out with the Absolutely Strange One
Many such famous and notable characters, such as "the pink kiwi of Alabama" and "chester" have been seen in the company of the Absolutely Strange One. Other such notable characters, such as the "smart one" and "Mr. Yea" Have also been seen with him. But perhaps the most notable character per say is the well known "Mr. English ninja monkey man" who haunts the place of sanders atop a large one-wheeled vehicle. Other lesser characters such as "Miss Doi", "Miss Teeth Knasher", and "Miss Reb" have been seen as well.

Website listings
The following accounts and websites are true creations, haunts and hollows of the "Absolutely Strange one".

One-Graphix corp. - http://one-graphix.com

Life N Jeans - http://life-n-jeans.blogspot.com

Flickr account - http://flickr.com/photos/dr_r

A big thanks to -
Absolutely Strange One

The smart one

Mr. Yea

Life N Jeans

One-Graphix Corp.

Mr. English Ninja monkey man ( A.K.A. The village idiot of sanders ln)