User:The Beaver Commander

Hello, Hello!!! I am The Beaver Commander and a proud Wikipedian! If you were wondering, yes I do command beavers and I also command Nutria Rats. I have 102 and a half beavers[sorry I ate half of one] and 57 Nutria rats at my home in Mexico. My favorite beaver's name is Chavez III. If you give me good comment, I give you free beaver or Nutria rat, you choose!! They make good eatin'. Oh and by the way I Chinese!!!!

P.S.What a Slender Man????