User:The Box From Brunei/sandbox

The Box is Brunei's greatest ever footballer playing for Liverpool F.C.. The BOX v2 never scored a professional goal under manager Jurgen Klopp but under manager Niran "FNG" FNG. Box technically scored a goal against Manchester City F.C. but was unfairly given as an own goal to Bacary Sagna the Manchester City right back, but scored a penalty in the shootout to win Liverpool the game. The Box has also had multiple assists (around fiveish) including two in one game against Manchester United F.C.. the box has had two red cards two games in a row aginst Leicester City F.C. and Swansea City A.F.C. which both ended 3-0 to Leicester and Swansea, both times the Brunei ultras threw flares onto the pitch resulting in the matches being abandoned.

Every week (or so) people make bids for the BOX with the first winning bid going to Sean Allan who for some reason didn't want the box so he then went to Aaron Brazier who bided 38p a half eaten sandwich (which was returned by a seagull) and the opportunity to visit the isle of Wight Postal Museum so he could be one with his 'post-box brethren'. The box has played in Midfield Up-front (not sexual) and in goal where he conceded 2 goals one against Stoke City F.C. in a Stoke 1-0 victory and in a 1-1 draw with Manchester City F.C. which is the team he "scored" against.