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The Blessed Saint Laura
The Blessed Laura commonly known as Saint Dodd, is a Roman Catholic missionary and Religious Studies Governess. She is also known as ‘Mary Poppins’ and ‘Lovely Laura.’

St. Dodd is a widely popular saint, especially revered by collectors of Lego and Tupperware. She holds patronage of Freddo Frogs and all things geek – Lego, Star Trek and The Big Bang Theory to name but a few.

Career

St Dodd was the recipient of numerous honours including the 2011 ‘Best Teacher Ever’ Award. In late 2012, she was beatified using the Babyliss Curl Secret Styler, the third step toward sainthood, giving her the title "Blessed Dodd of the lovely curls of Ye Olde High de High School". The second miracle credited to her intercession required before she was recognised as a saint occurred in January 2013. She has remained an oasis of calm and gentleness, despite working closely with a number of notorious and nefarious members of the High de High staff. Even the fiercest sceptic could not dispute the fact that this is truly a miracle. The fortieth feast of Saint Dodd – 11 March 2014 The Feast of St. Dodd is a Christian saint's day to commemorate the Blessed Laura, celebrated on 11 March in the Western Church and Gregorian calendar used in secular contexts. It is an official public holiday in Alsace, Balearic Islands, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Catalonia, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Montenegro, Moselle, and the Philippines.

2014 will mark 40 years since the birth of the Blessed Laura in 1974. This will be a festival of many days and will involve a solemn procession from Jesmond to Stowell Street.