User:The Cunctator/Anarchists for a Past, Present, and Future World of Goodness

The Anarchists for a Past, Present, and Future World of Goodness is an anti-organization which advocates the total rewriting of reality, through such methods as mind control and time travel, to create a perfect totalitarian state of anarchy ruled by members of the APPFWG.

It is impossible to be a member of the APPFWG. It is only possible to be a non-member. Those who claim to be members of the APPFWG will be summarily shot and extemporized by the secret forces of the APPFWG.

A splinter group, Anarchists for a Better Past, Present and Future World (ABPPFW), claims the goals and actions of the APPFWG, but does not exist.

Marshall Poe is dedicated to the slanderment of APPFWG by claiming that membership in its ranks is possible. Also, he chews with his mouth open.