User:The Downs of 97

The Downs of 97, also known as Steven Downs or just The Downs, has been a Wikipedia fan since he first got his hands on a computer. He is a divided man with many interests, a canny ability to effectively speak his mind, many loves, mad fighting and flying skills, and is a graduate of Taft High School from the class of 2015. He dwells in the dark realm known as Chicago, Illinois in the United States on a strange little planet called by many names including Earth, Eden, Terra, the mudhole, and many more.

He is a single, hopeless romantic who has spooky looking alien eyes, but a great mind and body. He is a good person who gives to the poor when he can, tries to understand everyone and the world around him, and just wants to be his own idea instead of being forced to become a drone. He is a fan of the military, Halo, WWE, Call of Duty, Wikipedia, Godzilla, aviation, Japanese trends, good-looking Mexican girls, cars, money, the world news, Tom Stewart of the Daily Show, Battlefield 3 and 4, Xbox 360 and One, war, Ariana Grande, and a bunch of other strange things.

He has a cat named Pepper, a snake named Godzilla, and he named his Xbox 360 Jimmy the Orange. Why he made his Xbox 360 a mafia member, we will never know. He's also an avid Star Wars fan and believes that The Force exists in a philosophical way. He does have a Facebook where he goes under the name these strange humans granted to him. He is also an empirical designer and wishes to one day conquer the universe and any other universes that may exist as part of the multi-verse theory. He does not follow any set religion, but studies them.

He also has eyes on every piece of the world and hopes that one day some porn-loving man (or woman) will make a good Lucy Thai article. For now this strange, fit, highly intelligent creature waits in the darkness of it's home in Chi-town, enjoying supreme hot dogs and studying the confused ways of the world. It works out regularly and constantly trains for the day that the world calls on it so it can meet any threat, woman, politically confusing scenario, or has to help his even stranger brother beat one of his video games.