User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back/Great deeds

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Policies and guidelines I have proposed

 * WP:BLINK. Want to sweep that embarrassing, hurtful and acrimonious discussion under the proverbial rug but find courtesy blanking a trifle severe?  Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you courtesy blinking!!
 * WP:NCA. It stands for Non-consensual adminship. Do you tire of those qualified candidates who continually reject the community's pleas to run for administrator out of pure selfishness and spite?  This process (er, I'm still working out the details) explains how "no" really means "yes."

Hardcore pornography
thumb|left|200px|A shockingly graphic depiction of the act of self abuse.