User:The Gerg/quotes

Quotes

 * Evil is the absence of God- Albert Einstein


 * The past must be acknowedged and respected, but not to be worshipped; for it is our future in which we will find our greatness- Pierre-Elliot Treudeau


 * Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy!- Glen Quagmire


 * What the Douche?!- Stewie Griffin


 * I voted for the $87 billion, before I voted against it!- John Kerry during his presidental campaign.


 * You know when I need to die? When I'm done living. When I can't walk, can't eat, can't see, when I'm a crotchety old bastard, mad at the world. Then I can die- Lance Armstrong


 * Your adopted, your parents don't even love you.-Vince Vaungn, in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.


 * Oh, I'm a child am I, Lois? Well if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert."-Peter Griffin


 * It's a piece of trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complex your circulatory system is?!?!?!?!-God


 * What does'nt kill you makes you stronger.-Anoyomus


 * The Catholic Church needs to be touching hearts, rather than touching kids. -Al Sharpton(as potrayed by Keenan Thompson)


 * Business is war- Japanese motto


 * Failng gym is like failing lunch- My 8th grade gym teacher


 * Those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve nethier-Ben Franklin


 * I don't have prejudice against myself. My father was a white and my mother was black. Them call me half-caste or whatever. Me don't dip on nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side nor the white man's side. Me dip on God's side, the one who create me and cause me to come from black and white- Bob Marley


 * God hates us. That's why we in the ghetto, that's why we in jail, that's why we on UPN! Hell, he changes water to wine, he could turn UPN to CBS!-Rukkus (on black people)


 * I think it's our duty as comdians to find the line and deliberately cross it-George Carlin