User:The GoN

The GoN (Ghosts of Nam) are a group of Elite Gamers whose sole aim is to destroy other so called 'clans' and other stragglers that pass through the whirlwind of destruction.

These arent just any gamers these are xbox gamers!

Carlsberg dont do gaming clans, but if they did.....

Follow our progress at http://www.ghostsofnam.com/

Founding Members
Jarvo Two Zero, Sgt Actionrag, Genrl Philochet, Snoop Doggy Doc & Lord Smut(Deceased)

Second Wave Members
Wondercrumpet, Mikey Collis, Ultimate Kaos, Dommy Cundis & Hammo15

Additonal Members
D Hibberd, Heath999, Team Buffalo, Wolfman858585, Grumpy Delvesy

Members who never quite cut the mustard
Mr Raj

Jarvo Two Zero
One of the first men alive to be able to bum his own A-hole and was able to successfully pioneer The Goat. A solid team member who has in recent times found his attendance a little wanting.

Sgt Actionrag
Recently returned from the US following a Black Ops mission for the government. A specialist Killer who takes his xbox to every girlfriends house to... break them in. Commitment has never been an issue for the A-Rag!

Genrl Philochet
A cold hearted killer who revels in the tears of fallen enemies. As cold blooded as they come his steady aim strikes fear into all those who appose the GoN. Currently on sebatical Return ETA - Unknown

Snoop Doggy Doc
The self styled playboy of the group who revels in the seman of fallen enemies. As deadly upclose as he is from distance he really does know how to finish off his man. Currently holds the title of the first gay man in the GoN. Has perfected the ability to add the Ghost perk at any given solcial event that not only hides him from enemy spy planes but also fellow clan members.

Lord Smut
Notoriously succesful killer. Currently on extended leave from the GoN on covert missions in Germany. More could be said but then we would have to kill you.

Wondercrumpet
The deadliest of the group, a man who writes his own Kill/Death ratio's. The sniper rifle is just an extension of his own arms and god help you if he decides to get another gun on the go. Possible the angriest man in the world he channels his anger into kills.

Mikey Collis
After starting as fodder due to reckless run and gun tekkers his ability to turn his scores to close to 2.0 is unsurpassed. The term hear no evil see no evil does not apply to Mikey as the quietest of the group the enemy dont hear him before they see the killcam.

Ultimate Kaos
Last seen posting some impressive scores his current level of competitivness has grown well beyond expectations. A valued member and can quiet possibly boast the GoN "Most Improved Player" award.

Dommy Cundis
AWOL - last sighted via spy plane in saaarf east laaadaaaarrrnnnn planting claymores.

Hammo15
Steady is best way to explain Hammo's game. Not often in the negative with his scores he is however scared of sunlight so you will find him in dark corners or laying on his belly out the way. If you get a sliced achillies you'll know where it came from.

D Hibberd
Currently posting a career best 0.89 on the Kill/death this is due to the fact his 2 daughters use his online profile, or so he says. Thank christ for his 10 year old son who is keeping the score well above 0.5.

Heath999
Bought his GoN clan tag off ebay.

Team Buffalo
The butt of the jokes but you only need to see the way he plays to understand. Improving but still below par.

Grumpy Delvsey
Ad Hoc player and it shows. Has the ability but needs the application.

Wolfman858585
Newest addition shows promise but too early to judge.

Recent internal policy review
During a recent scan of all GoN Members email address the thread entitled GoN Curry Night was descovered on more than 6 active members incoming and outgoing emails. It has been noted that invites are only out to members with a K/D ratio above 1.0 which may leave out some members. It is this cold hearted attitude that makes the GoN such an effective killing unit.

Internal Review of Creation of The Wiki Page
As of 26th January 2011 the creator(s) of the page are still unknown. It is not Jarvo nor is it Massey but current intel advises that the creator(s)may be close to revealing who they are.