User:The Great Breakfast Plague of 1872

The Great Breakfast Plague of 1872 was a terrible time in which no one had the sheer audacity to eat breakfast for fear of the calories it may bring. Furthermore the Great Breakfast Plague of 1872 was pre Great Waffle War era, circa breakfast porridge. Before the great tragedy struck, it was preceded by The Great Pancake Outrage, in which neighbor turned upon neighbor in order to steal the delectable breakfast treat. That was in 1870. The Great Breakfast Plague lasted an eight year span, in which many gained inches on their waist due to snacking and over-proportioned lunches, to make up for their feeble, if not non-existent breakfasts. The Great Waffle war began in 1880 and lasted until 1882. A year in which the Pastry Accords were signed by the Paltry Pastry President and the Bored Bread Baker. Both very respectable men, I'm sure. After the Pastry Accords not much was to be said about the idea of eating a good solid meal before noon and is common in most cultures today.