User:The Guides

The Guides

Hey! The Guides here, here to help you understand Wikipedia.

I want to talk to you:

"Welcome . . . to Wikipedia. Welcome. You will be shortly be embarking on your research. This can be a disorientating experience but we will do our best to make your journey of discovery a safe and pleasant one. Please listen carefully to the instructions and follow them . . . to the letter!"

"You are to select one page from Wikipedia. You will then read your selection by the eyes provided."

"As the information is stored the mind blow will activate."

"At this time all other information will be deleted. If these criteria are met within your allotted deadline, you will be reunited with your selected information for reading and re-reading throughout eternity. Thank you for your attention."

I hope you enjoy your searching. Have fun, be safe, and remember. ..

KEEP ON ROLLING!