User:The Hemp Necktie

The Hemp Necktie is the Wikipedia username through which the collective knowledge of the four members of the Ojai, CA psychedelic rock band, The Hemp Necktie, is attributed to any article within the Wikipedia domain, whensoever and howsoever said four musicians, through democratic procedures, deem it reasonable and prudent to do so, within the established rules of Wikipedia. This user strives to maintain the integrity and fidelity of all Wikipedia articles, and submits to all rules and regulations of Wikipedia and its parent organization, The Wikimedia Foundation. This user's membership as a Wikipedia user is by no means meant to contribute in any way to any advertisement for, or endorsement of the Ojai, CA psychedelic rock band, The Hemp Necktie. As a Wikipedia user, this user seeks nothing but to help enrich the proverbial tapestry of communal knowledge that is Wikipedia in any way possible, and is entirely responsible for the factual accuracy of any and all publicly viewable changes made to any Wikipedia article, or any other page within Wikipedia, as well as for the extent to which these changes meet the rules and guidelines of Wikipedia. This user also also fully respects the rights of other Wikipedia users to correct any erroneous alterations this user may make to any Wikipedia page. This user would like to apologize in advance for any alterations to any Wikipedia page that this user may make which do not to the greatest reasonable extent represent verifiable fact, or which, in any way, fall outside of the parameters of Wikipedia's standards. Any such alterations are mistakes on the part of this user for which this user accepts full responsibility. This user strongly feels that it is wrong to post information on Wikipedia which the user does not believe to be true, or to make any changes to any page within Wikipedia which the user knows to be outside of Wikipedia's rules and guidelines. This user strives to verify all information through various reputable sources before posting said information on publicly viewable Wikipedia pages, as well as to ensure that any changes made to any page within Wikipedia are within the rules, regulations, and guidelines of Wikipedia, and its parent organization, The Wikimedia Foundation. Additionally, this user has the utmost respect for the importance of grammatical accuracy. This user will hence correct any obvious grammatical errors, according to the rules of American English, on any Wikipedia page, at this user's discretion. This user is responsible for the correctness of any publicly viewable grammatical changes that this user may make to any Wikipedia page, and submits to all rules, regulations, and guidelines of Wikipedia, and its parent organization, The Wikimedia Foundation, and this user respects the rights of other Wikipedia users to correct any erroneous alterations this user may make to any Wikipedia page.

Trivia

 * "Hemp necktie" is a slang term for a hangman's noose, when used for hanging.